papercranes07 asked: Dude. I just found this, and it's way too late, but I ended up reading the entire thing and had to practically smother myself in my pillow so my parents didn't wake up and wonder why I was laughing hysterically in my room. Alone. Also, I too am sick of Wilford Brimley and the only time the airport hasn't sucked was when I was in Japan and to help me relax, the customs officer told me I needed to send my teddy bear to animal quarantine. So thanks for a much needed laugh. :)
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